Take my hand and never let go

Name must not be the same

My Wallet is like an onion

If women could read minds, Every second man will get slapped

Enjoy The Water

How To Meditate By Patrick Star

That Awkward Moment When The Only Thing You Know On Your Test Is Your Name

Let's All Take A Moment And Be Thankful That Spiders Can't Fly

Need A Friend? Text Me - Need A Laugh? Call me - Need Money? This Number Is No Longer In Service

When Someone Asks Me, "Guess What?" - I Never Guess I Just Say "What?"

"It's Practically Impossible To Look At A Penguin And Feel Angry" - Joel Moore

That Awkward Moment When Your Crush Is Giving You Advice On Who You Should Go Out With

That Awkward Moment When You're Sitted Right Next To Your Crush